im going to bed

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cocotona said: u should kick him hard in the dishpan and see how he likes that

you have no idea how close i am to doing that. i dont even care if i get suspended for that

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tags: #cocotuna
meta knight walked up behind his lover, galacta knight, hoping to surprise him with the news. "M.K., my sweet! You thought you could snea--" "Galacta Knight, I have something to tell you..." "What is it?" "I.... I'm.... I'M IN LOVE WITH KIRBY AND WE FUCK EVERY DAY AND IM DONE WITH YOU"
Anonymous

dont bully me

dearprongs:

seduce me with lots of amazing headcanons about my otp

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teaseitgav:

this is my favourite fucking thing

shinyreuniclus said: thats how my 8th (or 7th?) grade social studies class was, fucking everyone acted up all the time and drove the teacher insane. i felt bad for him

i think its even worse because our actual teacher is out (shes pregnant with her first kid) so we got a sub and its only been like. a few weeks????? god. seniors are fucking monsters

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

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sexyrobotfactory:

I made a boob tutorial, hope you enjoy.

(reuploaded because typos are unacceptable.)

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